Oompa Loompas Don’t Sing In Heaven. They Tidy Up The Clouds.

I know…what a title, but it just seemed to fit with this blog. There is a man named Adam, and he has a wife and she likes to blog. Not unusual, right? Well it becomes more interesting as one discovers that she blogs about the crazy statements her husband makes in his sleep. The blog is known as Sleep Talkin’ Man and you can check out the site or even follow the funny musings on their @SleepTalkinMan account on Twitter.

Although Adam comes off as somewhat of a jerk in his midnight rants, he is described by his wife as one of the nicest guys you would ever meet, well except when he sleeps. In his sleep he becomes a much more colorful person (or split personality) as he shares glimpses into his dreams.

One has to wonder though, with the success of @ShitMyDadSays and the upcoming sitcom based on his tweets, is Sleep Talkin’ Man the next viral sensation that hits the small or the big screen? To give you a taste of his sleep talking hilarity we have included a few choice quotes:

“Oompa loompas don’t sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds.”

“Don’t… Don’t put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They’ll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.”

“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for…. done for.”

“I can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!”

“Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?”

“I don’t want to die! I love sex. And furry animals.”

“I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”

“Don’t talk to me like that. I’m just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.”

Word of warning, I picked the tamer entries, for those who go to the blog, the language gets much more graphic, but also hilarious. Any psychiatrists want to chime in on these colorful dreams?

Want to check out the interview with the Sleep Talking couple? Check out the video here!

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